Bite Me: Adventures of the oldest vampire in the world: PDF

Bartholomew Black, the world's oldest vampire, just wants to nap. For centuries, he's avoided trouble with his chatty bat, Kevin. But when a mysterious visitor shatters his eternal snooze, Bartholomew is thrust into a world of deadly secrets, undead politics, and a sarcastic were-hamster. And that's before the mimic shows up! Can this grumpy vampire survive the chaos, or will his eternal rest be disturbed forever?

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